I've been kidnapped...
I have little time before my captors return but I wanted you know that I am alive, although sadly with little chance of further communication in the forseeable future. I would give me up for dead if I was you - I may never be able to escape their grasp again.
If you see any of the following culprits, please do not approach them yourself - they have taken away the best years of my life... and worst of all I have let them.
posted by Dave K @ 12:20 pm
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*giggle*
mate that's terrible! Do you want us to come and beat them up?
I don't wish ill of them, you understand. I understand why they do what they do. I just want to be a man of (more) leisure again.
I'm lazy at heart.
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